![]() ![]() In the words of the burly man who ran the ad - “there’s only one Guybrush Threepwood”. Upon applying to the agency I was heartbroken to find that I didn’t fit their specifications, my “eat scurvy you salty cur” message tattooed to my backside wasn’t even enough to tip the scales in my favour! Apparently the employer had only had one person in mind all along, and he was tied up giving the governor a foot massage. Here before me was a chance to sail aimlessly between three small islands and ultimately thwart some evil. Stumbling upon this job-offer in the latest edition of the Herald Sun excited me greatly. Job may involve undead zombies, voodoo witchcraft, and ducks. Must have experience in handling miscellaneous objects and continuously making light of past exploits. “ Wanted: Swashbuckling adventurer to perform seemingly pointless tasks. "“ Wanted: Swashbuckling adventurer to perform seemingly pointless tasks. ![]() Escape From Monkey Island (PlayStation 2) review ![]()
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